Thursday, August 17, 2006

Remember That You Like Pants

Dear Readers,

Tomorrow I shall ride my kangaroo off into the glorious sunset. That is to say, I'll be going to Australia for the next 5-weeks on a secret mission to preserve the global economic order. If all goes to plan, by the time I return, the SP 500 will have risen from 1300 to 1400. If I fail, however, we may plunge into a prolonged global recession. In retrospect, the downside risk of this mission hardly seemly commensurate with the potential upside.

Let me leave you with some tidbits of wisdom to abide by in my physical absence from the continent. First, beware of ner-do-wells who compel you to admit that you "hate pants". Second, remain neutral in the event of a war between England and France. Finally, tend to the children, for they are our future.

My next blog will be posted from the other side of the world, which is a miracle of technology that still blows my mind.

Your humble servant,

Rohin

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's right, you are my humble servant you bitch!

molly blair said...

ummm, was that adam?

Anonymous said...

no, I'm just an objective person from the internet commenting on Rohin's profound subservience to the rest of mankind.

JSM said...

objective person, are you related to adam?

Anonymous said...

I'm far more scholarly (and attractive) than Adam, although that's not saying much.